Cast of Characters
Primary Characters
Click on a character name to see all the Installments featuring that character.
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A handlebar moustache sporting "sex adventure" writer and part-time private detective. |
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Butler and head of the Bumbridge staff. Gambler and schemer. |
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Head of the Centre for Mind Control (CMC). Control freak. |
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American lottery winner with strange dreams and an endless capacity for Jack Daniels. |
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Head chef in the Bumbridge kitchen. Thinks highly of himself and hates Gordon Ramsay. |
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Squatters and unsuccessful prostitutes of Germanic origin. |
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Impetuous youth from Nihon Town. Works at The Opera House. Friends with Griffin and informal protegé to Professor Rauch. |
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Wife of Lord Terence Bumbridge, Lady Clytemnestra is a philanthropist and pet unicorn owner. |
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Terence Bumbridge, of one of the two wealthiest and most powerful families in Gunbridge Bells. Hates the Blackhursts and hates change. |
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Robotic nymphomaniac kitchen maid in the Bumbridge household. |
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The Bumbridge’s daughter. As the (brothel) madam of the “Pleasure Palace” she goes by the name of Elvira. |
Supporting Characters
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Amos Burroughs
The randy rat butcher of Pantiles Market. |
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Angus Blackhurst
Experimental music composer. Heir to the Blackhurst fortune. |
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Ariel Smallwood
Wooden legged accountant from the firm Smallwood, Glorpmann and Lusk, who handle the Bumbridge accounts. A member of the Institutional Club and Lord Bumbridge's lover. |
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Carlos
Temperamental sous chef in the Bumbridge kitchen. |
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Cornelius Smallwood
Founder of the accounting firm of Smallwood, Glorpmann and Lusk and the father of Ariel. On the board of directors of The Institutional Club. |
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Delilah Eggs
Lady Bumbridge's second best friend. Champion complainer. |
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Dorcus
Antagonistic kitchen maid at the Bumbridge household. |
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Eric
Butler at the Institutional Club "Mothership". A wealth of information. |
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Fatima Cheezhoff
Proprietor of "Fatima’s Haremware" in Pantiles Market. |
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Hammond Eggs
Friend of Lord Bumbridge and Institutional Club member. A general good egg. |
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Howard Bumbridge
Wayward son of Lord and Lady. Lives in a squat with his friends, Helga and Hedwig. |
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Lenka
Head housekeeper at the Bumbridge residence. |
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Maddog
Clutchworthy's Welsh musician friend. Plays guitar in Hugo Sex Kitchen |
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Mercy de Ath
Lady Bumbridge's wig wearing best friend. |
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Molly Fippersnitch
Head nurse at The Care Home for The Disgusted. Mid 50s, sharp and resourceful, strong stomach, likes drink, drugs and I Dream of Jeannie. |
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Mr. Quack
A refuse eating transient character who quacks like a duck but never speaks. |
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Polly
The Bumbridge mechanic, in charge of the fleet of 20 cars. |
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Professor Rauch
Funded jointly by the Gunbridge Bells Ministry of Science and Technology and The Steam Guild, Niels Rauch heads R&D into new technologies for the town. His lab comprises the two floors above The Opera House. |
