(This is part 2 of a 3 part installment. If you haven't read Part 1 please do so, as otherwise none of the following will make sense!)
One of the women was stuffing chips from a soggy bag into her mouth and trying to talk (futile over the music) at the same time, while the other was clutching the arm of someone who looked remarkably like Angus Blackhurst. Hedwig immediately headed for the bar in a hurried fashion, trailing chips, whilst Helga sashayed her way through the audience towards the stage, bashing into people, stepping on toes and losing Angus Blackhurst on the way. Parting the crowd with her arms, she began to sway as though listening to a Val Doonican ballad, despite the fact the band had moved onto a fast paced funk metal number called This Gun is Your Gun.